1. "
    1. I left my favorite pair of underwear at your house. I know your mother hates me, can I come pick them up?
      [delete]
    2. It’s been almost a month and I still miss you like a fucking limb.
      [delete]
    3. I didn’t know my bones could ache until I met you.
      [delete]
    4. You know, a week before we broke up, do you remember? I had bought a book of poetry. You asked why I didn’t read something more interesting and I could feel my insides splinter.
      [delete]
    5. You said poetry was all lies dressed up to sound pretty. When I look at you these days, I want to ask if sadness sounds pretty to you too.
      [delete]
    6. It’s 3 a.m. and this alcohol tastes like you.
      [delete]
    7. I saw you staring at me today during Lit class. I smiled at you and you didn’t smile back. I almost cried.
      [delete]
    8. The girl who sits next to me smells like you.
      [delete]
    9. I miss you.
      [delete]
    10. I have never had so many bad nights.
      [delete]
    11. Sometimes I write poetry about you on the internet. Strangers who have never met either of us think you’re cruel – they tell me if they had the honor of loving me, we’d have sex three times a day and they’d scream my name when they came.
      [delete]
    12. They think it is beautiful, how I am broken. I don’t think they understand.
      [delete]
    13. You used to tell me I was beautiful. I tried saying it in the mirror the other day, but it sounded wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
      [delete]
    14. Everything I say sounds wrong without your mouth wrapped around it.
      [delete]
    15. We were never in love, but, oh God, we could have been.
      [delete]
    "
    — "15 Texts I Almost Sent You" by d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)

    (via misha-collins-fucking-everybody)

     
  2. artseke:

    Hey look a seahorse

    (Source: tharlk, via marc0-butt)

     

  3. falloutyoungmale:

    I write sins not five page research papers

    (Source: aphroditeens, via writer-of-madness)

     
  4. 432point0:

    REST IN SHIT

    (via achildofthefandoms)

     

  5. ladragonaria:

    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

    (via deansbigblackeyes)

     
  6.  
  7. shouldnt:

    mynameistrolly:

    diggly:

    IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

    human puppy

    human puppy

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via you-aremy-friend)

     
  8. blue-eyes-bright-smile:

    Animal pick up lines, they know how it’s done ;)

     
  9. thechronicleofshe:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    I’m crying

    like literal tears.

    Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

    but not this time

    this time, 

    its real

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via coffee-and-steve-rogers)

     
     

  10. ok im tired of the bullshit

    gangrelatedactivity:

    wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

    (via the-fandoms-are-cool)